Women In London....

Joke#2
London mein ek kutty saab ko ek bar bahut cigar pine ki shouk hua, magar uski pass to na thi koi cigar na dolar...to kya kare!...usne najdik mein jhanmin kare to dekhe ek sardarji aram se WILLS cigar fuk rahein the...to woh calmly sar'ji ke pass gaya, smile kya aur batya:AP JANTE HO 'WILLS' KA PURA FORM KYA HAI?

Sar'ji(eagerly):NAHI TO,O BATAO NA PANJII?

Kutty(smile ki sath):WOMEN IN LONDON LOVE SARDARJIES

Sar'ji(stunned for few moments,phir nachne laga): OH BALLE BALLE.....O PANJIII LO LO CIGAG PE LO ,CIGAR.. (kutty ko 5-6 cigar de dya....)

Kutty ne badi aram se cigar pine laga ....kuch cigar pine ki baad usne phir se kahe:SAR'JI, DEKHO YAAR, ULTI SIDE SE 'WILLS' KO PADE TO 'SLLIW' HOGA,HAI K NAHI?.....AB,JANNA CHAHOGI USKA MATLAB KYA HAI???

Sar'ji(delightfully):ARRE MUJHE NAHI MALUM HAI PANJI ,BATTAO TO SAHI !!!(phir se nachne k preparation le rahe the).

Kutty(taking a deep breath) :SARDARJIES LOOK LIKE INDIAN WOMEN !!! (and within a few moments he vanished! kyun ki usko apni jaan pyare thee!!)


Imagine how that sardarji would feel !!! cigar to gaya,sath mein ijjat bhi !!terrible,nah???
:-lol
[it's just a joke,so my Sardarji friends...no offence meant!]
once a friend share this joke ,i just present here with some more twist ;-))